I work with this old guy. Imagine Creed from the office, but with a Russian accent and no tact...and older.
"I primarily work with African American women so you can imagine the level I'm teaching right now."
And later, on a phone interview for another job (yes this is in the office):
"Yes I worked at California Institute of Technology, CalTech, Please read my resume before asking questions."
Today is his last day and yes he will be missed.