My Husband says the funniest things to me in his sleep. A couple days ago, I asked him how much he loved me, he responded "Sedem-nise" which means 'seventeen' in Bulgarian.
This morning I held his hand before leaving for work, this is what resulted:
Boyan: Where's my ring?
Me: On your hand.
Boyan: You stole it you gypsy.
Too funny for words.