...but she ain't that stupid either. Yes, ladies and gents, Paris Hilton is finally going to jail. She was booked last night right after attending the MTV Movie Awards (apparently everyone clapped when Sarah Silverman mentioned she'd be going to jail...priceless.)
She knew she was going to have to take a mug shot (what was this her second? third time being booked?), she knew that everybody was going to see it and there was no way she was going to look like crap.
We all know that she really looks like this: