My new favorite person!

For the day that is.

I love celeb trash talkin' as much as the next person, and no one can spit the shit better then my man Perez Hilton.

Perez, I salute you.

Joanish Sex Monster

Congratulations to my bestest bud Joan on her new sexy cut

Rock it like only you know how darling

What the wtf?

What IS she growing in there? Does this scare anybody else as much as it scares me?

joanish: tom cruise has alien sperm cuz he's from outerspace
joanish: poor katie has been brainwashed, and her body has been used as a vehicle to secretly exponentiate the alien population

I knew it.

A New Beginning

Welcome back to stress filled days of work and class. My sojourn to Sequoia never happened. I had a feeling like I wouldn't make it there but a girl has to dream. The rain and snow prevented any hope for outdoor excursions and I ended up spending my days enjoying newport beach. It was great to have nothing to do but sleep and read and go to the gym, and now I begin my last quarter at UCLA. I am going to be walking at graduation in June and every step I have taken the past four years has brought me to this conclusion, a Bachelors of Arts in English from UCLA. I didn't do great last quarter, I didnt really go to class all that often so only I can be to blame. I'm excited to be starting a new quarter fresh, with a new and exciting job at MTV doing work that I like to do and exercising my creative muscles. More to discuss later.